Looks like I picked the right week to jump back on the BTB Roundtable bandwagon as The Only Game That Matters (aka, the only Big Ten blogger without a favorite team who takes the easy way out and embraces them all) has come up with answers that we must address in the form of a question, much like “Jeopardy.”
Such a momentous occassion also gives Yours Truly free reign to squeeze in “SNL Celebrity Jeopardy” references wherever it might possibly fit. You have been warned.
1) Jay Paterno and the Spread HD
Q: What is the latest sexual position done with Trebek’s mother?
2) Joe Tiller’s Mustache
Q: What is “BITCHIN’ TECHNOLOGY?”
3) The Color Purple
Q: What is a part of Lake The Post’s wet dreams?
Q: What is something Kirk Ferentz’s head should be checked for?
5) Hawkeye State
Q: What is a ‘state of panic?’
Q: Who is a giant douche that managed to be the subject of an “inspiring film” about his lame-ass story of walking on to America’s most hated college football team and going from towel boy to getting a sack in his final home game despite being offsides?
7) Knee Ligaments
Q: What is something Joe Paterno lacks nowadays?
8 ) Terrelle Pryor
Q: Who is the only thing bigger than Turd Ferguson’s “oversized hat?”
Sorry Turd Ferguson, you’ve finally been “one-upped”
9) Mark May
Q: Who is ‘eating crow?’ (i.e. begrudgingly ranking Penn State in his Top 5)
10) Rich Rodriguez
Q: Who just invented the “Penis Mightier” and is sitting on a gold mine?
BONUS ANSWER: 11) Anal Bum Cover.
Q: What is the next project Rich Rodriguez is working on?