Science Help Us All…

Dropping out of high school to become a professional “Guitar Hero?” I’m speechless, absolutely speechless. It’s one thing when someone drops out of school to pursue a professional sporting career, to start up the next Napster, or even to play Madden, but this is just taking things too far. Guitar Hero is not on the same level of respectability of professional gaming as first-person shooters, Starcraft, or Madden. The absolute maximum people make doing this shit is $80,000 a year..and that’s probably not including the logistics of traveling to competitions and finding a place to stay.

In the year 2030, people like this guy will be more popular than any actual rock musicianWhat’s worse? A struggling Guitar Hero or a struggling musician?

In other endearing news: Greece is becoming the new East Germany as 15 Greek Olympic hopefuls thus far have been busted for doping. Does anyone else find it ironic that the same country that invented these fucking games is now resorting to CHEATING in order to win them? What ever happened to Greeks being the ‘natural athletes?’

At least she won't require a sex-change operation

Look on the bright side: At least she won't have to resort to a sex-change operation

(Photo credit: ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/Getty Images)


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