Today, Irish Eyes have a very sinister look upon a certain 5-star recruit straight out of Scranton. You see, Eric Shrive, the #3 Offensive Tackle in the country who was once thought to be all but a lock to go to Notre Dame realized he was making a great mistake and reportedly has now verballed to Penn State. There is no doubt this 6’7″ 300-pound behemoth is a huge grab, especially with all the criticism that has plagued the coaching staff lately regarding recruiting and it just makes me want to say:
“YESSSSSS! YESSSSSS! I HAVE…EXORCIIIIIIIISED THE DEMONS……This house is clear.”
Also, in related news: JoePa was admitted to the hospital this morning after a bout of dehydration-related nausea…I guess he finally realized himself that he’s run out of excuses for losing to Michigan.