“Real Men of Genius”: Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

So I was simply surfing my favorite message board when I came across a new”Real Men of Genius” parody.  I don’t know which message board the poster originally found it at (no link is provided) but nonetheless I felt I would share it with you because I got several good chuckles out of it.

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
(Reeeeaaal Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan
(Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to
justify your absurdly high preseason ranking
(clutching at straws!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble
to make futile attempts
at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a
grossly inferior opponent
(How’d Appalachian State score Thirty Fouuuuur?)

Inevitably, you’ll bring up the past, boast of
National Championships won 40
years before you were born (those were the
daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any
other program as though
that is relevant to the current season (been playing
since the 1870’s)

Go on, ignore that loss to Ohio State in the regular
season finale and
continue to believe that you’ll defeat your bowl
opponent with striking ease
(we’ll win by thirteeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of
Excuses, and take comfort
knowing that when you finish ranked number twenty,
you’ll be back to number
five when the preseason polls come out next year
(Mr. Delusional Michigan
Fan!)

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2 Responses to “Real Men of Genius”: Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

  1. L B says:

    gotta love that! i haven’t heard that yet…where is happy valley on that one?! thanks for the comment—yeaaaa and by studying for the LSAT i mean barely studying—it’s in 2 weeks and I am screwed. Any advice? And where are you studying?! Help a Penn Stater out!! haha

  2. 17avollmar says:

    thats a rip off of a notre dame real men of genious…. at one of michigans worst starts and one of psu best in awhile michigan is still able to beat PSU for the ninth time in a row wow PSU baallllooooows

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